Your Mom Is a Whore

MESSAGE     ARCHIVE    THEME   
Lxc~ || vegetarian || Some Where in Hell || If we went to school together click this!~ || talk shit~ || Like the fire needs the air i wont burn unless youre there || Me, Myself and I || Blinking Blue Hello Kitty

togepenis:

I’m grateful for my thick legs



actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

(via take-me-apart)



cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

(via take-me-apart)